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Can you cry under water?________________________________________

How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?________________________________________

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for yourthoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?________________________________________

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buriedin for eternity?________________________________________

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?________________________________________

What disease did cured ham actually have?________________________________________

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be agood idea to put wheels on luggage?________________________________________

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up likeevery two hours?________________________________________

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?________________________________________

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?________________________________________

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binocularsto look at things on the ground?________________________________________

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see younaked anyway.________________________________________

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?________________________________________

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horriblecrisp, which no decent human being would eat?________________________________________

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?________________________________________

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?________________________________________

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?________________________________________

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're bothdogs!________________________________________

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?________________________________________

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?________________________________________

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?________________________________________

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?________________________________________

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?________________________________________

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but callit a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?________________________________________

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?________________________________________

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?




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