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My TERRIFIC Weekend

This past weekend I had a B L A S T! It was the 30th anniversary of my families Crab Feast and this year it was bananas!

First my brother Billy, my sister-in-law Maria, and my niece NaTasha, came home from Missouri for their annual visit. In addition to that, my nephew Chago and his girl flew in from Iraq (they work for Halliburton) and this weekend was a huge family event.

Now for the CRAB FEAST....

Besides the fact that there were over 980 people in attendance. The DJ was off the hook! Then there was the all of the extra little added touches of the day that made it that much more interesting.

Let me begin with the fact that I made 485 Jell-O Shooters for my section to ensure that at least everyone had one...then I knew I had to look good I knew that there were a few people there that came specifically to see me. And just as I thought they looked good, I know I looked just as good to them...(careful Sass, you're hubris is showing)...sorry, I had to check myself, but its true. I looked fabulous, I felt wonderful, giddy and excited.

I have to thank my girls for such a great time, I also wish to thank my MingleCity friends who showed up and had a blast. Finally, I NEED to thank L.B., who is such a special, special man and a dear and true friend. His generous spirit, quick wit, and sarcastic humor, was and is a breath of fresh air in MY life...Thanks L.B. (smooches)...

SassyScribe

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