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In The Beginning

Hello World...

Welcome to Xcapades of THE GIRLZ...! Here is where I will share {with their permission} the lives and xcapades of myself and my girlfriendz. All of us are in our mid to late thirties, some married with kids- some not. All of us are voluptuous women with wicked senses of humor, cutting edge wit with the ability to talk smack to any and all that we encounter. Many people find us to be the life of every party that we attend. As a matter of fact we are always invited to every event...I mean what's a party without THE GIRLZ. They need us to make their lives more fulfilled. We talk the shit that others don't. We can carry our own in any conversation, which is why we're at the top of the party list. Back in the day people thought we were lesbian because we were together so much, but trust and recognize that all of us are STRICTLY DICKLY!

I want to start off by telling you a little about myself---I'm a thirty-something female on the east coast in the THICK of the dating scene {I'll describe my GIRLZ later as the stories relate}. But when I say in the thick of the dating scene, I mean that. I have profiles all over the internet and guess what. A sister can't find a halfway decent man to save her soul! I mean the internet first of all is the most duplicitious environment I've ever seen! Hell, the majority of men that I've met and/or talked to are married, involved/committed, lie about their jobs, living situations, the amount of kids they have and worst of all and most important to me---they lied about their height! How in the hell can you lie about height?!?!!? What are you going to do put lifts in your shoes? Sit in your car, or what...?? I really wonder about people sometime.

Anyway, men and women are truly from Venus and let the saga begin!


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