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Losing the Phat

Phew! I don't know about the rest of y'all but my azz bores easily. Especially now that summer is here, there are so many things to see and do during the summer. There's AFRAM, ArtScape, and the Book Festival, Seafood Festivals, Wine Festivals, etc...I mean there is so much to do and so little time.

In 3 short months these events will be over and the cooler weather will move in. In the meantime the ladies and I are trying to get our bodies into shape. Yeah, we waited until the summer was here before we did this. We had all winter to get it right, but no, we waited until now. We have started doing the latest in exercise craze- Exotic Dance Aerobics. I absolutely LOVE IT! I mean its not exercise, its a way to take your freakiness to the next level. Hell, we are learning exotic dance moves...moves that should hopefully move any man to the next level of enjoyment. No need to go and get that lap dance from Norma Jeans or the Foxy Lady- they can now get one at home. Oh wait, that's right, I have to get a man before I can do my dance. But hell a girl can practice on a couple of subjects. Right? Anyway, like I said for all of those ladies that want to loose those extra pounds, this form of exercise is the way to go. Its over before you know it and because its so much fun you don't have to motivate yourself to do it. You can't wait until the next class comes! At least I know that we can't...ladies, I'll see you at the next class!

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