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ORAL SEX NAZI'S...Alot of folks handing out 68's...what ever happened to the good ole 69! Why aren't men going down? Is it because they don't have to...are women not asking? Or are both sexes being selfish and lazy?

Fellatio 101
Can you believe that women are still complaining about their man not performing oral sex on them…what is that? I mean, why is it that men aren’t performing oral sex on their partners.

One gentleman explained that it is all about hygiene if she isn’t clean and fresh the first time they are most likely not going to venture there a second time. Another gentleman, said that you need ensure that the “streets” downtown are completely clean, that there are no small hedges or large bushes between the “street lines”. Well of course I looked at them as if they had grown two heads, because what they said was a no brainer to me. However, the same holds true for men, cleanliness and a fresh smell will get you done…but if your nuts smell like Doritos you can hang it up… Hygiene is key! Shaving the “nether” regions eliminates 99% of odor Hair carries odor – shave it, wax it, or trim it, but don’t let it grow wild like the jungle. No man or woman wants to forage through the forest to get their prize.

Tips for the Ladies:
Tip # 1 – Getting Aquainted

Turn on the light and look at your partners body.

Ladies familiarize yourself with his penis. The head of the penis, may most likely be his most sensitive area. Run your hands up and down the shaft, getting the feel for his weight in your hands. You want to know what stimulates your man so that you can “finish” him properly.

Tip #2 – The Act
Know the person that you are about to go down on your partner pay attention to what turns him on. You want to ensure that you are doing a thorough job, so pay particular attention to the “split” at the head of his penis (this is where the foreskin was attached prior to circumcision), use your tongue in a circular, side-side or even up and down motion, while simultaneously cupping his balls. Your mans reaction will tell you whether or not your doing a good job.

Once you have acquainted yourself with his penis, place it in your mouth, using your tongue in a circular motion. Some men may prefer for you to place him in your mouth, slowly and gently suck up and down. Then take your tongue and lick around the head of the penis. Another form of stimulation is to gently grip the penis and “beat” the head on your tongue before pursing your lips in a “motorboat” fashion. The key is find out what he likes and don’t be afraid to ask!

Tip # 3 – Deep Throating

Place the penis in your mouth and slide him inside of your mouth placing your lips around his shaft and going down as far as you comfortably can. This comes with much practice…so isn’t your man lucky that you want to learn this!

The problem that most women have is the gag reflex…again practice makes perfect, although there are products on the market to stop one from gagging.

Tip # 4 – The Finish

Not every penis is meant to be sucked and not everyone is meant to cum in your mouth. This is a very invasive action and should only be done at your level of comfort. One aspect to be aware of is the diet of the man…if he is your man ensure he eats pineapple as it will give his “essence” a smooth sweet taste. Otherwise you are going to encounter a man with some funky spunk.

Tea Bagging/Tea Dunking/Throat Swab
Face Straddling
Lying Down/King Of The Mountain
Scarf – lay on back, place legs over partners shoulders

Cunnilingus Techniques

Cunnilingus is the best thing since sliced bread and is the greatest thing you can do for a woman. It is one of those things that can make a woman feel desired, loved, sexy…and gives you mind blowing orgasms. Personally, I prefer it to vaginal penetration because of the intensity of the orgasm. But knowing that the man loves my smell and taste is a huge turn on. Its good when he gets down there and never wants to come up, clamping his hands around your legs and keeping you locked in place as the climax crashes through your system…(damn, Sassy had a moment – LOL)

Men, like the ladies, turn on the light and become one with it. Look at it, smell it, feel it, become one with the pussy. Again, hygiene comes into play…if its not clean, don’t do it. Although I remember this guy I grew up saying “If it taste like fish, eat all you wish; If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.” He said that meant she was hiding something…NOT!

Depending on the woman, she may enjoy more clitoral stimulation as opposed to vaginal. Just remember, that fingers work there just as good as the tongue…even blowing on it to “cool” it off can drive a woman wild.

Cunnilingus Techniques

The Lick
Leaving your tongue soft and jaw relaxed, try licking her from vaginal entrance up to her clit and following the outer edges of her vagina along both sides. Repeating this technique going up and down and vice versa can be a great opener.

Labial Hold
While holding the two parts together with your lips, run your tongue between the inner and outer labia one side at a time.

Tongue Intercourse
The majority of a woman’s nerve endings in her vagina are around the opening and within the first couple of inches inside. Target them with your tongue by inserting it into her vaginal opening. Techniques are pretty limited due to the length of your tongue, but try moving your tongue in and out, as well as in circles around the inside of her opening.

The Flick
Spread her outer vaginal lips with your fingers. With your tongue pointed, gently flick your tongue around her clitoris. Feel free to roam, but keep coming back to her clitoris, as it is the most sensitive. This drives some women wild, and others find it to too intense. When stimulating her clit make sure to start out gently if you aren’t sure how she likes it. When you try this, pay attention to whether those moans are ecstasy or pain.

The following techniques should not be introduced until your partner is really hot (i.e., very wet). These are more intense techniques, and may be too intense for some women, even when nearing orgasm.

The Clitoris Suck
Expose her clitoris by spreading her lips and lightly pull back her hood. With her clitoris exposed, give it a quick little suck; pulling it into your mouth briefly and letting it go. This is a lot like licking a bit of cake batter off of your pinky. This feels incredible, and is a fine thing to do if you feel like tormenting her – but don’t overdo it! We recommend not using your teeth nor using heavy suction when starting out.

The Clitoris Hold
Take her exposed clit into your mouth and gently suck on it, simultaneously flicking your tongue over and around it. This can be done very lightly or very aggressively, and combined with fingering, will usually rapidly produce an intense orgasm.

The Tongue Tube
Roll your tongue into a tube (if you cannot do this, forget about it because it is genetic and you can't learn it). This technique works best in an inverted or 69 position. Roll your tongue into a tube around her clitoris. Slide it back-and-forth; in effect, your tongue is doing something similar to a woman's vagina around a man's penis. This is likely to bring any woman over the edge to an explosive orgasm.

Try using your tongue to spell the alphabet on her genitals. This works surprisingly well as your tongue is always moving in different directions. Learn her favorite letters and the orders that work the best!

Other Tips
A good lover’s hands never stop moving, so keep exploring, insert a finger, or massage her thighs while you perform.

You can also try using a wide variety of flavored gels, oils, and lubricants. Some of these products heat up when rubbed or blown to add extra stimulation. Having a mint in your mouth while you are performing cunnilingus can also improve your results. The mint, as long as it is not too weak or strong, can create a very intense tingling sensation to enhance your performance.

Oral sex is an important aspect of sex. It's foreplay before "real" play. Personally, I prefer this to vaginal penetration...but then that is me....

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